OK so Vice Magazine and viceland.com do this great thing where they show pics they've taken on the streets of usually major cities of people who just have bad style, or generally suck at living, verses those who have good style or are really good at being awesome. Here's some highlights:
DON'T
One of the greatest inventions nerds ever came up with was a blinding ray that makes Asian chicks see whatever you want.
If you buy your underpants at the fag section of American Apparel you might not want to hang out with guys that are strong enough to pull your pants down.
DO
Can you beat this? He brought ghetto matching to Suicidal Tendencies, Yasser Arafat, and the cutters from Breaking Away. It’s as though East Harlem was a Bill and Ted collection of all the greatest people throughout history.
Not sure if this guy is an art dealer or a homeless person, but goddamn is he aging gracefully. Instead of shaving his head and trying to snowboard he’s come to terms with the fact that he’s from the 70s and he’s not trying to fuck with it.
Black trash dresses so much better than white trash it’s confusing. Where the trailer park has those stupid fucking jean shorts (not cut but made that way), short white socks with a logo, white Reeboks, an oversize Nascar shirt or something with a stupid beer pun, and the ubiquitous baseball hat, the ghetto has about 10,000 shades of hair dye, tits hanging out all over the place, piles of gold, pink hot pants, and a whole other assortment of bells and whistles (like real whistles). Hey, white welfare of America, ever heard of enjoying life?
Some of the DOs are ify but if you need a quick laugh, and can understand hipster humor check these out
3 comments:
I want that all leather suit. Super snazzy. I can just hear the squeaking by looking at the pic......
pretty sure the black dude in the coke shirt is the rapper from ninjasonik.
Coke guy is fantastic
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